Have I become a Hipster!?

It’s been pointed out to me that I’ve obtained the qualities of a “Hipster”.  Now I’ve been accused of being a hippie before…something to do with my peaceful attitude and my love for fine blown glass, but a hipster!?

When I ride my bike I like to role up my pants, but thats just so they won’t get caught in the chain.  It’s not a fashion statement.  I like brunch because I’m usually up all night partying and there is nothing better for a hangover then a solid meal.  I have scruff on my chin because it’s Novembeard (which is an excuse for everyone to have facial hair in November).  I wear sunglasses all the time because I happen to have very sensitive eyes.  I wear V-neck shirts because…

…Oh my god.