My name is Jim and I'm just a New England kid stuck in the obscurity of Los Angeles. A simple Fool with everything he needs slung over his shoulder. Watch as I jump off the edge.
Feb 04
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sunburn: A Life Line from Naturewell (Sunset Junction) - $7 This shit is awful. It’s dirt.  It’s like drinking a tackle football game while going down on a tree branch.  Stay away. I lived Jim’s life for a while this afternoon, getting a vegan wrap at Flore and sweetening my organic chai tea with agave syrup - which, if you didn’t know, is vegan lube.  My dad wouldn’t understand, but it was delicious.  ”Fred Bear doesn’t eat Tofu,” he’d say as he rolled the final strike of a 300 game. We ate next to a “morning unimpressive” Kirsten Dunst, big deal, BUT:  Adam Yauch, aka MCA from the Beastie Boys was seated with his tiny asian wife in Naturewell.  I might’ve been full-on fanboy if not still steaming from the recycled cup of mother earth’s pussy I had just bought.  Long story short:  Jim is fun, vegan places on a weekday = celebrities, and literally eating seven dollars would have tasted better.

sunburn:

A Life Line from Naturewell (Sunset Junction) - $7

This shit is awful. It’s dirt.  It’s like drinking a tackle football game while going down on a tree branch.  Stay away.

I lived Jim’s life for a while this afternoon, getting a vegan wrap at Flore and sweetening my organic chai tea with agave syrup - which, if you didn’t know, is vegan lube.  My dad wouldn’t understand, but it was delicious.  ”Fred Bear doesn’t eat Tofu,” he’d say as he rolled the final strike of a 300 game.

We ate next to a “morning unimpressive” Kirsten Dunst, big deal, BUT:  Adam Yauch, aka MCA from the Beastie Boys was seated with his tiny asian wife in Naturewell.  I might’ve been full-on fanboy if not still steaming from the recycled cup of mother earth’s pussy I had just bought.  Long story short:  Jim is fun, vegan places on a weekday = celebrities, and literally eating seven dollars would have tasted better.