A Life Line from Naturewell (Sunset Junction) - $7
This shit is awful. It’s dirt. It’s like drinking a tackle football game while going down on a tree branch. Stay away.
I lived Jim’s life for a while this afternoon, getting a vegan wrap at Flore and sweetening my organic chai tea with agave syrup - which, if you didn’t know, is vegan lube. My dad wouldn’t understand, but it was delicious. ”Fred Bear doesn’t eat Tofu,” he’d say as he rolled the final strike of a 300 game.
We ate next to a “morning unimpressive” Kirsten Dunst, big deal, BUT: Adam Yauch, aka MCA from the Beastie Boys was seated with his tiny asian wife in Naturewell. I might’ve been full-on fanboy if not still steaming from the recycled cup of mother earth’s pussy I had just bought. Long story short: Jim is fun, vegan places on a weekday = celebrities, and literally eating seven dollars would have tasted better.


